Single white female seeking real man in it for "long haul".
Turn ons- Intelligence. Ability to speak the english language with competence and ease. The smell of chocolate. A sense of humor. EDIT:: An APPROPRIATE sense of humor. Ability to read minds, as it will come in handy--Trust me. Respectful attitude.
- Turn offs - Extreme body odor. Grease. Small insects. Phlegm. Excessive amounts of hair. Plumber's butt. Pretending to listen. Unbearable voice. Foot-in-Mouth Syndrome. Toenail clippings. Leaving the toilet seat up. Gum under tables. Not knowing when to shut up. Being a sore loser. Not understanding when you're not near as cool as you think. Intolerance.
About Me: I'm fun loving and I enjoy trying new things. I'm not picky. I love money and I like being comfortable. I plan to graduate college but I would rather not work any longer than I have to. I complain a lot and I'm sort of a pessimist, but I make up for it with cynicism. I'm loyal for as long as I can stand it, and I never ever ever ever ever ever lie, make mistakes, or exaggerate. I am moody, unstable, out of control, demanding, emotional, easily amused, giddy, hungry, insecure, happy, crazy, intelligent, bold, mature, unbelievable, shy, independent, undecided, creative, needy, confusing, and imperfect.
Men, approach with caution.
Boys need not apply.