Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Roses are Red, Beer is Cheap

I've written a new poem. It's of the genre that I like to call Redneck Poetry. I think, in fact, that I would like to write a whole book full of this genre of poetry.

That being said, here it is. Enjoy!


Roses are Red, Beer is Cheap

Roses are red,
And violets are not.

I'm glad you're my honey,
'Cause you're pretty hot.

I ain't got you no chocolate;
That just wouldn't do.

'Cause beer's cheaper than roses,
And it tastes better, too.



10 comments:

Megan said...

You need to see that Jeff Foxworthy gets a copy of these. They crack me up wverytime without fail.

Sarah said...

Yes ma'am! ;)

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

I'm glad you're my honey,
'Cause you're pretty hot.


Hahahahahhahaha!
Awesome.Write the Book Lady,start writing it right away!
*Following ya now*.

Title Loans said...

That's the best poem I've read in a long time. Have you thought about writing for Hallmark? I'm sure this would be an instant classic! It does taste better- and you can get money from recycling the cans :)

The Reading Bear said...

I can tell you are a hopeless romantic ;)

Paulo Carlos de O. Filho said...

segue ?

Rommel Peter Fernandes said...

Nice poem :-)
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Herrad said...

Hi Sarah,

Good to visit, thanks for sharing your poem.

Sorry about my lack of visits.
Spike's, our dog, illness, quick death nov/dec and being so ill jan/feb to march meant no visits.

Since then I have been spending more time sitting in my wheelchair I have also not been visiting.

I just passed by to say hello.
I hope you are doing well.
Love,
Herrad

Sarah said...

Thanks guys! You all rock. :) I need to start compiling stuff for the book. Ha!

VanityofVanities said...

haha. Love this stanza.

"'Cause beer's cheaper than roses,
And it tastes better, too."

Cheers,
Cathy@otoscope